BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE 2

"The mugging Lawrence steps out of character to promise that Big Momma will be back. Fine, but someone should hire writers next time. "
-- John Wirt, ADVOCATE (BATON ROUGE, LA)

"Putting the 'low' into low-brow humour, it's a series of sketches in which Martin Lawrence immerses himself into a fat suit and a frock and puts himself into ridiculous situations. Not funny."
-- Urban Cinefile Critics, URBAN CINEFILE

"Works about as well as the guys from "Queer Eye" remodeling the Neo-Nazi national headquarters."
-- Joshua Tyler, CINEMABLEND.COM

"The picture just sets up its unimaginative premise and then coasts along through a chain of forced, mostly unfunny episodes to a thoroughly predictable conclusion."
-- Frank Swietek, ONE GUY'S OPINION

"As much fun as tracing patterns in a carpet."
-- Christopher Smith, BANGOR DAILY NEWS (MAINE)

"Big Momma's House 2 lacks comedic momentum to sustain the ridiculousness of Lawrence as Big Momma, but it's a welcome break from the star's tough cop act and his abominable family film turn in Rebound."
-- Mark Pfeiffer, REEL TIMES: REFLECTIONS ON CINEMA

"As absurd and blatantly offensive as Momma purports to be in its bloated skin, there's not one genuine funny tidbit to behold in this chunky comedy."
-- Frank Ochieng, MOVIE EYE

"Its idiocy is boundless, its senselessness without end, its unendurability beyond description..."
-- MaryAnn Johanson, FLICK FILOSOPHER

"The plot has holes as large as a leg in Big Mama's panties."
-- Stefan Halley, HERO REALM

"It's all extremely superficial entertainment at best."
-- Jack Garner, ROCHESTER DEMOCRAT AND CHRONICLE

" It's been six years since the original Big Momma movie (I guess they hoped we would forget by now how bad the first one really was... we haven't)."
-- Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone, THEMOVIECHICKS.COM

"I wasn't big on this on to begin with."
-- Linda Cook, QUAD CITY TIMES (DAVENPORT, IA)

"Mercifully free of excess mania, sexual innuendo and fart jokes, this sweet-natured comedy, ably directed by John Whitesell (Malibu's Most Wanted), has some nice bits of business ..."
-- Chuck Wilson, L.A. WEEKLY

"The funniest thing about Big Momma's House 2 is what I believe to be a grammar error in its press notes."
-- Keith Uhlich, SLANT MAGAZINE

"If you find the idea of Martin Lawrence screeching "Ooooooh!" at the beginning of every sentence in order to sound feminine is a laugh riot, your movie of the year has arrived."
-- Luke Y. Thompson, LYTRULES.COM

"If you thought Big Momma's House was funny, then two things are probably true: 1) You are stupid. 2) You will also think Big Momma's House 2 is funny."
-- Eric D. Snider, ERICDSNIDER.COM

"Plagiarizes an already very bad movie--in this case, The Pacifier--and everything that fell flat there is mercilessly carried over for this ill-advised carbon copy."
-- Dustin Putman, THEMOVIEBOY.COM

"It isn't that House 2 is a complete disaster from start to finish, but more that it's a completely uninspired comedy"
-- Brian Orndorf, FILMJERK.COM

"I respect Martin as a comedian and as a HOLLYWOOD PLAYER, his body of work speaks for itself but not this one." Gary Davis, ADVANCEMAR'S ENTERTAINMENT AND CELEBRITY NEWS

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Jerome Bettis

Jerome Bettis #36 | Running back |
Height: 5-11 Weight: 255
Born: Feb 16, 1972 - Detroit, MI
College: Notre Dame
Draft: 1993 - 1st round (10th pick) by the Los Angeles Rams

The 2006 Super Bowl title is the fifth in Steeler's history and their first in 26 years.

It was also the "last stop" for running back Jerome "the Bus" Bettis who played his final game in his hometown of Detroit.

Bettis, 33, had considered retiring at the end of last season, but his teammates persuaded him to come back.

"I didn't promise we'd win it, but I promised we'd get back here [Detroit]," said Ben Roethlisberger, who became the youngest quarterback to lead his team to a Super Bowl at age 23.

Bettis said he was not sure what he was going to do next. But whatever it is, he will do it with a Super Bowl ring on his finger.

"You've got to believe I'm the happiest guy," Bettis said. "To be in the Super Bowl at the end of your career was just a dream come true to me."



Jubilation and Jitterbugs

Bettis' next stop may be Disney World. Super Bowl XL MVP Hines Ward said that he's going to Disney World and that he's "taking the Bus."

Ward had five receptions for 123 yards and scored the game-winning touchdown. While he looked confident in the field, he said there were butterflies in his stomach as he ran through the tunnel and saw the previous Super Bowl MVPs cheering for him.


"I almost threw up," Ward said.

When the Pittsburgh Steelers had 7-5 record at the beginning of December, it was hard to imagine they would be holding the Vince Lombardi Trophy at the Super Bowl in Detroit.

"It's a tribute to the coaches and the player and their focus and resolve," Steelers coach Mike Cowher told "Good Morning America."

"These guys have been an integral part of putting their little niche in that storybook past of Pittsburgh

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